Not much then!
I'm trying to find an alternative to Centerparcs, which we agreed we would go to with DS1, in return for dragging him to the middle of deepest Scotland.
But I don't want to go to Centerparcs cos it is a massive rip off.
So if you have any alternatives for places where there is swimming, play areas, bike trails, tennis, bowling or other activities that will keep an 11 yo happy, I'd be grateful (we also have some younger boys so need stuff they can do too...)
Would prefer NOT to stay in a caravan cos the idea brings me out in hives. But a lodge would be OK. Prefer more upmarket than cheap and cheerful.
And we live in Midlands-ish so Wales, Lake District would be ideal, but Yorkshire, Northumberland also possible?