My son is really getting into nursery rhymes - we had a tape I bought from Tumble Tots that had loads of relatively modern rhymes (wheels on the bus, three little monkeys etc). It wasn't too bad and he adored it. However, he got hold of the tape once too often and it is now dead in the bin. I've bought a couple of other tapes and they are badly sung, badly produced and generally bloody awful. He doesn't mind them, but they make me want to commit murder. One features some dreadful school choir which my husband refers to as "now that's what I call middle-class schooling, volume 28" - the kids I can almost stand, it's the Hinge & Bracket style pianist that sends me reaching for the prozac. Two more are from Mothercare and they make me yearn for Rod, Jane and Freddy - which might give some of you an idea as to just how bad they are. Can anyone recommend some or am I going to just have to learn to live with the fact that they are all just dire?