Goading ...absolutely looking for an online MN fifty cuffs

[SereneGoose]

But which topic should I choose? I don't want to waste space.

In fact if you go on and say you’ve found a black dress which has some white and you’re worried it has too much white - then wait a few pages before linking this

Pray, what have you been smoking?

Yaaaaahhhh but like no.

Come on @SereneGoose You've been around long enough, you know the answer is AIBU with a terribly blended (hot mess) family or Dogs in restaurants/shops/Spas.

Being Scottish, there is always the correct terms for a bath robe, morning roll or outside slice of bread debate and just tell everyone they are wrong.

batty

Sure. It's thattaway >>>>> Pedants' Corner

Bugger.

Just post a contentious topic with an opinion heavily slanted on one direction using absolutist language and a tone that suggests no sane person could possibly hold an alternative view.

Those threads always go really well.

I think OP just sounds as if she’s loft her front teef - you’re all being very unkind mocking her

Ps @WerewolfOfLoudon - what do Scottish people call a bathrobe?

@LadyAddle It depends what part of Scotland and what part of that part of Scotland and on what street you ask!

I call it a bath robe, partner calls it a dressing gown. He's from somewhere it is commonly called a Goonie, I'm from somewhere it's commonly called a Hoose coat. These are hills people will die on 😂

I can't afford the dentitht due to my mental helf .

My cleaner/nanny are stabbing each other about (or over ?) whether imma cf for requesting my silky nite frock should be ironed or steamed or cut up for the dress up box...

If you really want to see fireworks you need to go for the jugular. Call us Karens.

Cut up all the way, no one needs that much static electricity in bed.

Matching collar and fifty cuffs?

@WerewolfOfLoudon , when I meet my dh he was absolutely convinced it was called a dressing down , it took me and several websites to prove him wrong .

@SereneGoose if you want to start a bun (?) fight ask everyone what the correct name is for a small round piece of bread , roll , bap , cob , stotti, bread cake , or the (right answer) barm cake

😂😂😂😂😂 you win Mumsnet

🤣 @ScottBakula A roll (the correct answer) was one of my suggestions too.

Love the dressing down ... we certainly aren't dressed up wearing them.

Trans/ dogs/ Andy Burnham

bingo if you can include all 3

It's a softie not a roll🤷😁

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Story of my life 😏

Disability benefits, parking and wheelchairs/buggies on buses.

bonus points fir having a neighbour who runs marathons but is defrauding the system by getting a free motability bmw car.

I'm just going to stay quiet for a few hours now. Whilst I come up with a drip feed. Or don't.

My trans dog is autistic so surely it is ok for them to bark and bounce on the trampoline at 5.30am Sunday morning along with my screaming children? Not sure how to work Burnham in too.