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Pony Porn: Is your fantasy horse for sale on line?

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Ponymum · 21/05/2009 15:20

My name is Ponymum and I am addicted to Pony Porn. Are you?

Here's how it works: just think of your fantasy horse (that you would buy if money, time, stabling, riding ability, etc were no object) then browse the on-line horses for sale sites. Find your dream horse. Keep the window open on your computer all day, and drool over it when no-one else is looking.

Please tell me I am not alone in this addiction. And if you like, share your latest fantasy pony with us.

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Rindercella · 22/05/2009 22:21

Lol @ thread title. I once worked for a polo club in Italy. It was based in a very beautiful part of the city, which also happened to be the red light area. I got propositioned so many times when I was out riding (the horses)...I used to wonder if the 'punters' were after me, the horse, or both at the same time!

Haven't ridden for a little while, but pony porn will now be added to my property porn addiction

Butkin · 23/05/2009 09:22

One of our favourite "habits" on Horsequest is to find the most optimistic placement within a section.

Currently the "Racing pony" section only has one pony who could be considered a racer - most have us in stitches.

Ponymum · 23/05/2009 12:19

Oh yes Butkin! You see that all the time under the "Show cobs" section. Some scrappy looking nag that's never seen a show ring, or even come close!

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