Ok , so am blatantly posting for some sympathy . Had a bit of a mishap this morning . Took the new boy out for a quiet bimble before work , with whom I've had a few issues ( a bit nappy , not particularly confident , and very sharp . Not averse to trying the drop shoulder and spin manoeuvre if he thinks he can get away with it ) So there we are , quiet farm lane , sun shining , me singing , him actually being totally well behaved , having had a really nice plod , best ride we've had out so far , barely 200 yards from home , when my farming neighbour starts coming down the road with his tractor and trailer , which has a drop end. Lovely man , wife has horses .
As he gets within 100 yards of us , the trailer hits a bump . And the fucking end of the trailer somehow detaches at one end , which he starts dragging towards us , making a hell of a noise . With sparks . Before he can realise and stop , horse has done a bloody good meerkat impression , grown about 8 hands , spun round like a 12hh mounted games pony , slipped , and hit the road . I go out the side door , and land both hands first , shortly followed by my head and shoulder . Farmer leaps out of the tractor in horror , and managed to get a decent hold of the reins which I have somehow managed to keep my arm through , just before he scrabbled to his feet . Fortunately I was wearing the air jacket , which worked a treat , but horse has managed to take the skin off one back leg from hock to fetlock pretty much . Farmer's run up the road to grab the vet , and we get him home , where he is now doped up to the eyes on copious amounts of bute . Meanwhile , I think I've buggered my wrist .
Have gone to a and e , and returned home with a lovely Velcro wrap thing . Broke my bloody scaphoid . I could cry .
And the worst part ? Farmer and his wife are MORTIFIED . They've turned up to apologise , say they'll pay all the vets bills , and the wife is going to help out keeping my other horse going , but they brought over a shitload of decent wine and some flowers , and I can't drink the wine as I've got a massive set of painkillers . At least I can type with one hand though, so all is not lost . Great . Fantastic advert for the air jacket though.