This is an ultra-pathetic question, I know how sad I am even spending more than half a second in thinking about this, just wanted to get a quick show of hands really. If I turned up at your riding stables in a tweed jacket, would you shout "wanker!" at me? I have been given a nice light green tweed jacket, nothing showy or anything, but y'know, TWEED. I love dressing up and making an effort in my non-horsey life, and am desperate to wear it out hacking, but I do feel a bit of a dandy-ish wanker, really, especially as all the other women at the stables are in practical puffa jackets etc because they're obviously working hard and have better things to do than prat about in tweed jackets...
(If it helps I have a very strong Cockney accent that might help tone the tweed down a bit)