@GleamingBaubles
Has anyone made a "where the fuck is Gavin?" song yet? Because if they haven't, someone needs to!
So, some of the lines don't scan properly, but it's just about singable to the obvious tune!
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Boris shrugged when he was asked
And he said “Someone will have to be tasked…. Not Gavin.”
We rushed to the TV and turned it on
And could hardly believe our eyes,
As bloody Gove bleated out the education line.
Oh, I’m sure he’s camera shy
Or just on holiday.
It’s really rubbish timing
But the DfE won’t say.
‘Cause for days we’ve been wondering
Where the fuck is Gavin?
DfE announcements, well, they come and go.
But Gav is still in hiding and now we wanna know
Why we’ve got to get used to not seeing Gavin? (Gavin? Where the fuck is Gavin?)
He grew up in Yorkshire, went to a local school
But his wife was a teacher, so I guess it’s cool
That he’s Ed Sec.
Except he clearly doesn’t care
About school staff, and if it’s fair
That no protection means we get it in the neck.
Oh, I’m sure he’s camera shy
Or just on holiday.
It’s really rubbish timing
But the DfE won’t say.
‘Cause for days we’ve been wondering
Where the fuck is Gavin? (Gavin? Where the fuck is Gavin?)
DfE announcements, well, they come and go.
But Gav is still in hiding and now we wanna know
Why we’ve got to get used to not seeing Gavin? (Gavin? Where the FUCK is Gavin?)
January calls and schools will have to start
But NobleGiraffe proved with a chart
That schools aren’t safe.
Gove said “Schools will test”
But we all said “It’s such a mess”
As the Government stuck their fingers in their ears… (“Cheers, lads, thanks. Okay, we’ll just be the bad guys.”)
Oh, I’m sure he’s camera shy
Or just on holiday.
It’s really rubbish timing
But the DfE won’t say.
‘Cause for days we’ve been wondering
Where the fuck is Gavin? (Gavin? Where the FUCK is Gavin?)
DfE announcements, well, they come and go.
But Gav is still in hiding and now we wanna know
Why we’ve got to get used to not seeing Gavin? (Gavin? WHERE THE FUCK IS GAVIN?)