I just tried to work out a way of opening primary schools that doesn't totally mess everything up. I'm glad I don't work for the DfE!
Open primary schools after May half term - so that's first week of June.
What they want is 9 - 3 (or whatever your normal school hours are), so that parents can go back to work.
BUT, that means lots of grandparents doing wrap around care.
So, schools back 9 - 3, but parents still working from home if they can so they do drop off and pick up.
Drop off and pick up takes ages because of parents doing social distancing. Queuing around the block to get into small playground gates!
Can't do child social distancing - this is impossible.
Unless you do part time school - half class in morning, half class in afternoon.
BUT, that still leaves school staff who are vulnerable at higher risk in terms of exposure to higher viral load.
So if all school staff who are vulnerable don't go back, then you're down on staff and some schools might not be able to open at all.
Use supply staff? Not enough of them, and you're really looking at childcare not education at that point for those classes.
Some classes would go back with teacher, but vulnerable support staff - some of these 1-1 support staff. So you have unsupported special needs children.
That's hard to manage for one day, let alone for a whole term. There are no supply support staff who are any good.
What would social distancing mean? How about children in every other day.. oh no, same issue with vulnerable staff.
What about when staff start getting ill, which presumably is inevitable and also part of the plan to work around this in the long term.
Is it OK that some schools are closed due to lack of staffing?
Do we say to special needs parents, that when their child's support adult isn't in school, the child can't be either?
What about kids who are SEN with no support, but say massive behaviour issues? Anxiety issues?
Social distancing is impossible in primary schools. Just impossible.
To do it in school, we could maybe have 10 children in a class at any given time. How about every child does one day a week in school? Erm...
Maybe school staff are in and wearing PPE? Cos that's not scary for children at all.
Meanwhile, secondary schools not back because those kids can stay home alone. Or something.
Anyone got any better ideas? Woman in the Daily Telegraph wrote an article telling teachers to 'be brave'. Do sod off.