I am never living it down am I?

[CaptainCallisto]

Popped into MacDonalds on the way home from picking DH up at the station. Got my BigMac, took a bite. The entire middle section of the burger dropped out and splatted all down my front. I heard a cheer, turned around and a group of my Y5's were sitting there laughing. One of them shouted "Miss, the burger is meant to go in your mouth!"

They're a lovely bunch, but I very much doubt they're going to let me forget the BigMac incident of 2019!

Have fun with it and wear a Big Mac t shirt to class.

That's so perfect I don't know how it could be done accidentally.

Love this! Sorry OP

I like it Aqua - might have to get myself one

If it helps in the slightest, I farted loudly just now and immediately following it the neighbour's ring doorbell made that detection tune.

It didn't happen in public though. But I won't live this down with my family.

Really need to decide on my name change...

And McD really need to find a way to prevent these burgertastrophies

I once said something at an open evening that was both scientifically correct and innocently meant, but sounded like a very dodgy metaphor. The group of 6th formers that overheard me say it got it printed on a t-shirt for me...

I'm oddly reassured that it's not just me

They’ll love you for it x