The dog ate my homework, Miss

[Iwashackedhonestmrs]

It bleeding well did.

The puppy was asleep on its bed so I popped upstairs for a shower. Twenty minutes later I find a mass of paper on the floor which she must have found next to DS’s school bag.

Will the teacher believe him on Monday morning?

Sorry, I don’t know why it put three photos up there

Um... Sellotape?

Failing that, put it in a plastic bag and send it in as proof?

Email teacher/school with the picture. It will give them a giggle. Try and redo over the weekend unless a worsheet

Please email the teacher with a picture! It will make their day

I have emailed the teacher, we’ve pieced & glued it back together like a jigsaw and I’ll get DS to redo it. He won’t be happy (year 8) but it’s best to show willing! Thank you 😊

My very (assumed) house trained 6 yobddog had a huge fake poo looking poo on ds's school planner a while ago!! Had to send a paper note as the planner was a wrote off obviously!!
Cost me £3!!

My tutor had two demented red setters. Trying to deliver an essay on kingship in Richard 11, they grabbed it. So I had the satisfaction of telling him ‘Your dogs ate my homework’

We've had to hand in work before with a dog shaped nibble out of it - greyhound went through a bit of a paper chomping phase.

our science department each year set a "make a model of a cell" homework, and suggest cake would be nice . Friend of DDs made his out of jelly, left it out on the side, only for it to be eaten by his little sister . Science department have now amended their "cake would be nice" to be "cake would be nice, but don't let your family eat it before we do".

Ah I can see it's his History homework! Could you ask him to write the differences between the churches on a separate piece of paper, with a brief note to explain why? The teacher won't mind!