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One of my top 'most ridiculous email' stories was someone who emailed me at 830am to complain that I hadn't bothered to give their DC help with their homework when asked and therefore they would NOT (yes they did caps) be giving permission for a detention and wanted me to explain why I had failed in my duty of care as a teacher, didn't care about progress etc.
Then by 11am, another email came through to me with the Head copied in 'just checking that you got my original email about DC homework as it's been over 2 hours and they are still awaiting confirmation that I will not sanction over their child's homework because it was my fault they couldn't complete it.
Which all seems quite dramatic and ridiculous, and then you add in that their child had over a week to do the homework, all materials were on the VLE, there were support materials on there too, i had reminded in class as well and offered help and the assistance I had failed to provide was not replying to the online comments at 10pm the night before homework was due.
Needless to say, they received a fairly abrupt call from me outlining why i was sanctioning the homework and why a 2 hour turn around on emails, and rude ones at that, is unreasonable and not conducive to positive home school relations.