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Assessment - Dammed if we do and dammed if we don't!

15 replies

HopefulHattie · 19/02/2016 13:12

Is anyone else really frustrated with the way that we are constantly expected to be all singing, all dancing, all performing circus seals in the classroom? The way that we are expected to show every child making progress in every lesson observation?

But when we we present the progress as data, we are told that we are assessing them too highly.

I am sick of it! Dumbing down to make the school look good. Rant and rage! Angry

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Hiddlesnake · 19/02/2016 13:13

Damned Wink

HopefulHattie · 19/02/2016 13:25

No I'm dammed! ;-)

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Mammysin · 19/02/2016 13:27

are you an eager beaver ? Grin

Hiddlesnake · 19/02/2016 13:29

No, she's a circus seal.

HopefulHattie · 19/02/2016 13:35

I'm not a seal or a beaver. Maybe you should read it again?

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Mammysin · 19/02/2016 13:48

I've reread this errors include exaggeration, cliché, a lazy metaphor, a statement wrongly phrased as a question, piece contains repetition and contradiction as well as the incorrect use of 'dammed'. Dumbing down indeed . Just a few things for you to chew mull over, hopefully you can build on this

RustyBear · 19/02/2016 13:52

Mammysin - Green for Growth: check your punctuation.

Mammysin · 19/02/2016 16:41

Rustybear: yes, true re punctuation, at least I am not purporting to be a teacher. I'm afraid I don't understand "green for growth" - is it another seal/dam allusion ? 😃

RustyBear · 19/02/2016 17:10

It's a marking scheme where you use pink and green highlighters to mark. 'Tickled pink' for stuff that meets the learning objective and 'green for growth' for things that need improving or could be improved.

HopefulHattie · 19/02/2016 20:00

Oh dear!Sad little lives. THAT is the whole problem!

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HopefulHattie · 19/02/2016 20:30

Check your punctuation Mammysin! Poor! Inadequate!

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HopefulHattie · 19/02/2016 20:31

'Dammed' was intentional. I knew I was too clever for Mumsnet!

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kaitlinktm · 19/02/2016 21:09

Don't you use the Purple Pen of Progress then?

Personally I prefer the red pen of rubbish - or better still, Rollertick. Grin

Assessment - Dammed if we do and dammed if we don't!
HopefulHattie · 20/02/2016 14:24

Roller tick! I like that!

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GinandJag · 20/02/2016 14:57

Get a "verbal feedback given" stamp. ;)

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