You know you're a teacher when...

[MrsCK]

Wimbledon is on in the background and you hear "Broady's made good progress this year" and you're immediate thought is "how many levels?"

Anyone got any others?

And only get haircuts in the school holidays.

You take charge of bus trips on foreign holidays, counting everyone on and off the bus!

When your 15 year old dd's friends still call you 'Mrs ...' Because you taught them when they were 4! They just can't get their head around calling you by your first name.

When you realise that next weekend is the only term time one you won't have to work in the whole year.

All the hyper kids at a 6 year olds birthday party immediately stop what they are doing and sit obediently on the mat for cake when you bark at them in your teacher voice

You watch Peppa Pig and find yourself levelling her story.

Incidentally, I'd call it a 3b. Pretty good for a 4 year old.