All techers are wangers

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What's your favourite ever pupil graffiti or textbook alteration?

I have two: one was by a member of my tutor group (year 9!) and was written on the wall by my desk - it said, 'I shagged XXXX in your chair miss, sorry about the stain.'

The other is an alteration to Much Ado, where Don John no longer says that he would 'rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace.' No, Don John would much rather be a wanker in a hedge.

Have you come across any gems?

A friend of mine was implored 'please don't live' by a pupil in a leaving card... Sweet.

'Lennie dies'

Every year shakes head

All my copies of that have Carlson twitching the thong highlighted.

"Natasha's Will" has the obligatory Y addition. Never fails to make me snigger. And "when I look back at T in The Park I remember great music, cool people and the fun I had with my eye-catching purple willies".

Just raising the tone a little here.
Back in the olden days, all our copies of 'Kennedy's Shorter Latin Primer' became 'Shortbread Eating Primer'.

Somebody wrote "George shoots Lennie" on the flyleaf of every class copy of 'Of Mice and Men'.

The little bastard

I have framed a little note sent to me, asking for my help with 'a grope of girls' who were being unkind. Of course, I did help. I loved the spello though. Still makes me smile. Fond memories.