Funny mistakes in books

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I've just spent ages trying to work out what 'aldernuff' meant in one of my year 10 books. He used it repeatedly in an article about healthy meals...

Teacher friend showed me an email from a mother last week pointing out that her son was a drag queen. She meant drama queen. Although why you'd describe a boy as a queen is anyones guess.

One of my year 9s wrote that Don John from Much Ado About Nothing was the actual son of Satan (he does say "I was born under Satan") and then described Satan as "not a very nice guy."