Charles and Camilla divorce ??

[Thebelleofstmarys]

It's been published in an Australian magazine and also the Bristol Post (random ) that the above couple are living separate lives etc. in preparation for signing divorce papers.

Has anyone else read or heard this ? Can't imagine they'd bother or that Her Maj would allow such a thing . Again .

Oh! Hang on, that might've been radio presenters in oz

I've lost track...

So how does Charles get his chickens to taste of rhubarb and why is Camilla having twins for Meghan by a man called Ray Mills?

Sorry it was from november 2017 that the queen was going to retire/abdicate by christmas and "wills and kate" were going to have a christmas corobation

I wasn't aware that we'd had king william and queen catherine for the last 13 months

I believe:-

Charles and Camilla are quite happy.

Harry and Meghan get on well with all the rest of the family.

Meghan is not having twins but merely one baby - a girl.

They all feel a bit ill after over imbibing over the festive season.

The chickens at Highgrove are called: 'Rhubarb 1', 'Rhubarb2' etc and are a nice pink colour. Their livers are a delicacy.

None of the above is our business.

Charles feeds his chickens rhubarb, after first talking to it, (and sometimes talking it).

Charles' chickens are going to be King and Queen of Australia, once Queen Edna (Everidge) abdicates, although there might be a challenge to the throne from Kylie Minogue.

Oh and here we have the "Charles should abdicate in favour of William" bullshit AGAIN!

I thought we had seen the last of that when the fuckwits finally remembered that they didnt in fact personally know Diana and that she hadnt been murdered by The DoE

Everage. Apologies.

It isn’t called No Idea for nothing.

I thought we had seen the last of that when the fuckwits finally remembered that they didnt in fact personally know Diana and that she hadnt been murdered by The DoE

Only they believe they did know her, they think she was a saint dont you mrscat even though she was the fakest most manlipative adultress ever and i still see comments how the queen/DoE killed her all over various diana profiles on instagram

I'm in Oz and I wouldn't believe my own name if I read it in New Idea - and nor would anyone here.

Isn't Charles rumoured to be gay?

Isn't Charles rumoured to be gay

Both Andrew and Edward have been.

The gutter press seem determined to descend to the sewers thanks to overuse of 'fake it until you make it' approach to journalism.

I wonder how MNers who are tabloid journalists feel, not the ones who come here only for fishing trips but the genuine MNers who probably daren't stick their heads over the parapet.

When Charles inherits the throne he will be known as King Rhubarb I and his emblem will be a gold chicken.

Charles will prove to be an evil king by banning mumsnet and by insisting that we only eat his Duchy Originals food.

Naughttothree I didn't mention the sainted Diana; in fact I thought she was permanently Y shaped...

They are all gay shape changing lizards. Their DNA is complex.

When Charles inherits the throne he will be known as King Rhubarb I and his emblem will be a gold chicken.

He'd be well advised not to allow anybody called Jack into the palace grounds.

Bollocks

Don’t believe a word of what you read. I was in the States 4 weeks ago and there were magazines announcing the birth of Meghans baby. It’s just a load if bollocks isn’t it. Charles and Camilla seem very happy to me.