Things you know they'll say (and things you wish they'd say) in the WillKat wedding commentary

[GeraldineMumsnet]

If you're planning a marathon royal-wedding-watching TV sesh, with tea/biscuits/gin [delete as nec] to fortify you, we'd like your predictions about what the commentators will definitely say and what they almost certainly won't (unless they've been on the gin, too).

TIA and a slice of wedding cake to all contributors.

[CatherineHMumsnet]

A Royal Wedding bingo game, now there's a thought...watch this space

[Northernlurker]

And the thought uppermost in the Queen's mind on this proud day will of course be 'Please God don't let them shag anybody else'

[shmoz]

A commoner! Queen Victoria thrashing around in her grave and very much not amused having produced all that bloodstock.

[Jux]

I would like someone to announce a just cause or impediment at the requisite moment. The poor girl will be much happier with a commoner.

[meditrina]

"Kiss Me Kate"

(on the balcony)

Excruciating detail on the rank and decorations on Princes William and Harry's uniforms.

[grumpypants]

Corgi bridesmaids? Please.
Reference to William's ex- gfs
Copious mention of Harry and Chelsy being next?
Union jack knickers under the dress?

[chinam]

ROFL @"And there is the groom, sporting a toupe from Elton John's collection"

[SolosEggSpoonentiallyShrinking]

'...and why did they declare this day a bank holiday? didn't they realise that they'd be inviting rain to the wedding day?'

[Thistledew]

DP suggests

"and to mark the occasion, William and Kate have had matching commemorative tattoos"

[NotWoozy]

OOOOH the excitement! Royal Superfan books place on pavement 3 days before wedding - this was predicted some pages ago, no?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1380634/Royal-wedding-2011-Superfan-stakes-early-claim-bag-prime-spot.html

[EdwardorEricCantDecide]

Omg did u see the guy with them tattooed on his teeth some people are just mad!