Mine does an excellent array of body language and a Paddingtonesque hard stare.
Weaving under my feet on the stairs.....you've left me all night and now its 6.01am and you haven't fed me so notice me, feed me, notice me, feed me, meow
Hard stare sat down....I'm being patient but don't you notice me and why haven't you fed me. Hard stare and a light nip on the ankle....I am really being patient but if you don't hurry up I'm going to pick that bloody sofa you love so much!
Blink blink blink, I'm sorry for biting you, your house guest, your children, the vet etc....please keep me I am very cute and misunderstood.
Swishy tail and pacing, oh my god, the audacity of that cat in my garden....Mum please go and do something about it because I'm too much of a wimp.
Roll over, one eye opens.....don't even think of moving me off this bed so you can sleep in it or moving me off this chair so you can sit in if...please remember that I will draw blood and attach myself to your arm with all 4 paws (claws) and my jaws if you do.....you are warned.
Pathetic mewing at the front door....Let me in , let me in, I've been outside for all of 10 mins and I cannot possibly be expected to return through the catflap round the back from whence I came.
Running in front of the car as we pull on the drive.....hooray, you're home, I thought you'd left me and no one would ever feed me....notice me please....no you may not pick me up and move me so you can park your car here....remember the point above about my savagery!