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I've Made the Appointment

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NeverDropYourMooncup · 24/10/2024 14:47

And it's made it all feel real.

Old Madame Fluffyknickers is somewhere over 20 and although she still eats, drinks and purrs a normal amount - and torments the cat safe house plants - she's changed.

She's stopped grooming, sleeps far more and has changed from loving or at least tolerating grooming to threatening to murder me and I can't keep on top of the matting that's starting to form on one side. She's also begun to forget what the litter trays are for. But on the other hand, she still snuggles up every night without a care in the world. The Idiot Cat, however, has started being particularly gentle/affectionate towards her rather than being a total git with zero sense of personal space and is even stepping back from the food bowls until she's finished. She is, obviously, still telling him to get lost, but he looks like he's deliberately holding back.

So I called the vet today. Instead of their general Geriatric Wellbeing appointment, the lovely woman on the phone has booked her in with the practice owner.

It could be that I just need to chuck a load of money at her and she'll come home with no teeth and a buzz cut to continue molesting spider plants for another five years. But I don't really think that it is and I have no intention of dragging things out for my benefit at her expense.

The earliest appointment they could offer (but she did say if they had a cancellation, she'd call me) is just a few minutes too early for DP to come along, but he'll be able to meet me.

I don't want her to go. But if she needs it, she's going to have to. And I'll be there.

This bit is hard.

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Frenchfemme · 24/10/2024 15:14

Thinking of you. It’s never easy. 🧡

BirthdayRainbow · 24/10/2024 15:24

I was at the vet today when they took a call for a booking in none of us want. I really hope your cat is just wanting a trip out and all will be well.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 25/10/2024 20:38

The adorable little shitbag is snoring on my lap this evening.

Once I got her to the vet (spending out on a cab to get her there quickly and without too much distress), she decided to look all bright eyed and bushy tailed - literally, it decided to miraculously pouff up in squirrel like, swishy perfection. So the first thing the vet said was 'Oh, doesn't she look bright in herself?'.

She got taken off for a good feel around and blood test, decided to puke up over the vet as she was putting her back into her brand new fabric carrier as revenge for the indignity and demanded she got to sit in my spot on the sofa as tribute.

The results came through this evening.

'They're really good, surprisingly so for a cat in her twenties'.

So I'm looking at booking her in for a dental and shearing appointment next week at eye watering cost. And finding new and even more expensive ways to get even more calories into her - preferably without facilitating the Idiot Cat to grow from seal cub size to baby walrus in the process - because her usual body composition of 94% fluff and attitude has gone to 99% fluff.

There was me thinking she was on the point of expiration an' all.

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Jezzballs2000 · 25/10/2024 20:40

Hurray! Such good news.

BirthdayRainbow · 25/10/2024 20:49

That's fantastic news!

TheLongRider · 25/10/2024 20:50

Oh they do like to put the wind up you, bloody cats! I have similar thoughts about my old boy. He is getting more ragged by the day and is over grooming but he is still Top Cat, deferred to by all other cats in the household.

I have spent an eye-watering amount of money on eye operations and dental extractions (I could have walked out of Chanel with a handbag and change). The fluffy bastard is ensconced on my knee purring deeply and looks to be around for the next few years. I hope your girl pulls through, it's not nice planning their funeral and steeling yourself for the inevitable.

Frenchfemme · 27/10/2024 07:57

Great news🐈‍⬛🐈 Hope all continues to go well!

Ellmau · 28/10/2024 08:36

Oh, what good news!

Julianne65 · 29/10/2024 11:38

I love the way you write! And I'm so pleased for you and your adorable shitbag 😍

NeverDropYourMooncup · 30/10/2024 21:05

Thank you!

Adorable shitbag got packed off for her day Cat Spa Day appointment this morning with a bag of snacks, a good puff of the emergency Feliway and her lunch and has come back looking rather like they ran a lawnmower over her - in a good way - and they carefully dressed her in the kitten jumper I bought online when thinking 'She's longhaired and never goes out - what if she feels cold on the 6 minute trip home? She's only got her insulated carrier, her blanket, a second blanket and the padded fur liner at the bottom'.

Apparently, they also went and got her extra treats in between spa treatments and the dental turned out to be 'having a quick look and the bit of tartar just popped off, no sedation required, which means it's going to be cheaper than we quoted you', which makes it sound like they've been spoiling her all day in between clipping and dematting.

She's looking a bit perkier already - and nearly took the tip of my finger off for a lump of extra strong cheddar when we got home, so I think I might have been forgiven.

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