We rehomed two boys (Simba and Binx) and one (Simba) was not neutered so obviously we decided to keep them in for a few weeks so we could get them both settled and for the neutering.
We were soooo careful, except one night we left the tiny upstairs bathroom window open about 4 inches, it was literally the top horizontal opening for steam to get out. Steam and cats to get out apparently.
Woke up at 6am because we could hear loud meowing out the front. Bolt upright, complete panic, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CATS? Both running around naked like lunatics. I went downstairs and Binx was on the front window sill looking terrified (probs coz I was still naked tbh) so we put on dressing gowns and slowly managed to coax him in. No sign of Simba who had been so shy and timid since he arrived.
Cue total frenzy of running around the streets, shouting his name, crying (mainly me), in and out the house, accusations, horror etc. I actually took the day off work because I couldn’t leave the house for fear of him returning then leaving again.
I cried all day, it was SO DRAMATIC, 4000 FB posts on every group imaginable. I leafleted 8 streets, wandered around carrying a bowl of food ‘SIIIMMMBBBAA’ I cried, ‘SIIIMMMBBAA’.
He did not return.
I emptied the hoover bag contents in the garden so he could smell his fur. We put out a litter tray. I laid my clothes over garden furniture. We left out bowl after bowl of tuna (that the birds ate) and dry food.
The night got dark. Someone said they might have seen a cat that could possibly have been ginger by the river at 11pm! Went to the river. Couldn’t even see any ducks.
So I decided to sleep on the sofa with the back adjoining room sliding doors wide open and all the lights on.
I barely slept, but was awoken at 4am to the sound of crunching. I opened my eyes and there was Simba right at the back door with a lady friend in tow! I somehow kept my cool and managed to persuade him
in the door.
So in conclusion, I got my cat back after about 24 hours and much distress (for me not him), he probs got a girl pregnant, now he has no balls.