Help! I'm trapped under a cat

[Dilbertian]

and there are things I need to do but cannot possibly. Please send cat photos to reassure me that this is normal.

Here's my tyrant right now:

I'm currently under one too. DH is cooking dinner because I can't move!

Send help! I can't move either

@AwkwardPaws27 had to do a double take, there's a missing cat near me that has almost identical markings as yours considering they're so distinctive in the first place!

Can confirm my cat loves nothing more than making herself comfy as soon as I need to get up to do stuff too!

The other night I was in bed asleep with the pillow over my head (because crazy cat kept jumping on our headboard, but kept falling off and landing in my face).

Non-crazy cat decided to lie on the pillow-over-my-head and go to sleep.

I was torn between suffocating to death and moving the cute sleeping cat.

Not so Little!

Mine's also a Captain of Camouflage. You'll understand that I couldn't make the bed

I feel everyone's pain. This was my afternoon today. My cat is very strongly of the opinion that the only justifiable reason I could have to evict her is to feed her... so when chucked off she immediately runs to her bowl and is then appalled and betrayed when instead I have the nerve to go to the loo instead or make myself a cup of tea.

I often get trapped.

Not me, but DH is trapped under a cat

Trying to mumsnet round that.

This is such a wonderful thread.

You are all so lucky 😻

Trapped under a kitten

I won't show you but earlier today I was stuck on the loo as my "not a lap cat" decided that was the moment! He wanted to BE A LAP CAT

I mean I sat and cuddled for awhile what else can you do

Trapped in bed and on the sofa. There is no escape.

Willow

And undignified brother!

@Fabian15

I'm currently under one too. DH is cooking dinner because I can't move!

Now that’s the type of cat everyone needs! You’ve obviously trained each other well 😂

Hopefully they resume their position when it’s time to wash up too?!

@Dilbertian

DH, Mr IDon'tWantACatIDon'tLikeCats IWon'tHaveAnythingToDoWithIt, is worse than me for getting trapped under dcat. For one thing, he is a complete soppy-socks who has fallen utterly in love with dcat, for another dbastardcat prefers his lap. When dh sits down in the living room dbloodycat gets up and walks off my lap straight onto dh's!

Mine's like this, she loves strangers and men.

My carer sits down and she is on his knee.

When my dad visits he will spend 90% of the visit under the cat. She has even been known to climb on his knee when he is sitting at the table.

[quote PollyRae16]@AwkwardPaws27 had to do a double take, there's a missing cat near me that has almost identical markings as yours considering they're so distinctive in the first place!

Can confirm my cat loves nothing more than making herself comfy as soon as I need to get up to do stuff too! [/quote]
It's funny, I thought he was very unusual too, but there is a fluffier version of him living round the corner - right down to the white stripe down his back.

I think @Grumpyoldpersonwithcats DW wins the thread!

We’ve had our cat for 8 days, she is a 4 year old rescue cat, this was the first time she settled on my lap. I felt truly honoured😍😍

My current view. At least she’s not a farty cat.

I get trapped regularly

Had this for 2.5 hours last weekend. In the end I had to scrape the bugger off as my legs were starting to hurt!

I was trapped last night. Couldn’t even move my hand as it was her headrest.