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The cat’s a liar

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TheCatsACunt · 12/08/2019 19:33

I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed

When she’s hungry, she makes this adorably pathetic little mewl with every step she takes and bats her head against our ankles until we move toward her food bowl. That’s how we know she’s pecking and wishes to be furnished with nothing but the most expensive dry food, and freshly minced chicken.

We have a system. She meows, we serve.

Tonight, I get home and we do our little dance. She makes the noise, points me towards her bowl, I give up the goods. She eats like the queen she is.

Twenty minutes later, I’m in the spare room and DH comes home and walks in to the cat's room livingroom. I hear a faint meewmeewmeew and walk in to find him positioned by her bowl and dishing out the kibble like Oprah on a Christmas special.

She’s been playing us. Hard.

But look at that little face 😍😍😍

The cat’s a liar
OP posts:
Ellmau · 12/08/2019 20:07

She's beautiful!

Is she overweight? If not, I wouldn't worry.

Toddlerteaplease · 12/08/2019 20:09

How could you resist those eyes?!

Supersimpkin · 12/08/2019 20:22

Whoever said lying was a human trait was a, well, fibber.

The other exclusively human quality oft cited by the scientific community is laughter. Triumphant, cackling laughter - internally, of course.

Toddlerteaplease · 12/08/2019 22:54

Hmm well I definitely disagree with the scientists. My pair most certainly laugh at me!

YetAnotherSpartacus · 14/08/2019 11:04

How is she lying? She perfectly honestly wants food.

TheCatsACunt · 14/08/2019 19:28

How is she lying? She perfectly honestly wants food

She was using her “please help me, I haven’t been fed in daaaaaays” voice.

She’s a liar.

OP posts:
cubed123 · 14/08/2019 19:29

Oh bless her little face...bet you laughed OP.

SecretNutellaFix · 14/08/2019 20:26

All cats are liars.

TheLongRider · 14/08/2019 20:43

She's fabulous!

In this house we leave notes or text when we leave the house. Otherwise my cats will all do a version of half-starved refugees from the rescue.

PoppingOneOutIn2020 · 14/08/2019 20:49

Floss does this, shes a right little con cat.
Your cat looks all puppy kitten eyed and like butter wouldnt melt..

Floss looks like a smug little bitch on her pedestal after every meal..

But I love her and cant say no :(

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TheCatsACunt · 14/08/2019 20:59

She is shocked That you all think she’s a liar. Shocked.

The cat’s a liar
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PoppingOneOutIn2020 · 14/08/2019 21:05

Floss: equally shocked at your username.. that it she heard her bowl being refilled..

The cat’s a liar
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