Really, cat?
We bought you toys-you’d rather play with toilet roll tubes.
We bought you two beds-your first choice is the window sill, unless of course there’s something we need to do then you sleep on us, and we just can’t bring ourselves to disturb you. The beds have had a cursory sniff and then been totally ignored. We even tried putting one on the window sill for you. You pushed it off.
It’s a good job you’re adorable