I thought, given the kids are with the ex, I’d attempt that long forgotten concept - a lie in. I did hear miaowing at one point but thought I’d bravely ride it out.
Came down to a scene of carnage - an entire load of washing had been systematically removed from the airer ( it was at least in 2 relatively neat piles), recycling bag ripped and emptied ( my error), every Xmas decoration knocked or removed ( which I suppose I could see as helpful), 2 cat toys have been destroyed - I’m actually quite impressed by this as have no idea how they managed to get the balls out of one and the oranges from the fruit bowl are all in a tiny little hole in the corner. Oh and obviously the mug I was too lazy to put away last night smashed. Somehow they had even managed to remove the toilet roll from its holder and shred it.
The Siamese isn’t speaking to me either which doesn’t bode well. At least he hadnt done a protest wee. Well yet.
I’d only stayed in bed until 7.30.