I am a terrible cat servant

[DefinitelyOdd]

After months of grooming and attempting to get out the dreadlocks out of my newest cat's fur, I bit the bullet and had her shaved into a lion cut. The cat is utterly unimpressed with me and has suggested that I need retraining in my servitude.

I have already gone to the shop to buy her a deli meat selection pack in order to bribe her to love me again and am prepared to sacrifice my hot water bottles to Her Majesty's needs......what else could I do to earn her forgiveness? Any ideas?

You've been a very bad girl, Definitely. A very, very bad girl (said like Beyonce in the Lady Gaga video of Telephone)

Have you survived the night OP?

That is one funny looking cat! cute, though - but not the 'mistress of the Savannah and all she surveys' look that your cat doubtless aspires to.

It is hilarious when cat's won't look at you - their sense of pique cannot be surpassed.