Bloody sodding fireworks

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

6pm tonight and some silly sod starts setting off the world’s loudest fireworks. Little Ginge was in the garden, squealed and vanished. I went out to call him, got Big Ginge and another huge bang startled him so he buggered off as well.

No sign of them even for a rattling food dish. Little Ginge has spent the last three nights hiding under the bed but obviously thought it was safe.

Bugger, bugger, bugger

I know.
They are going on here too.
Every single night since Diwali.
Just when you think they are stopping another lot starts.

Took Leroy out for his evening walk an hour early today - I'm glad I did 'cause they started up again round here at about 7pm.

This is why people end up wanting them banned - because of the people who are thoughtless and careless.

I think they should be licensed. Any idiot can buy them! They're explosives ffs.

I think they've stopped here now? Downside is that cat is being unbelievably clingy and won't leave me alone for a moment (kept her inside during the time period) and looks at me disapprovingly if I have a cigarette.

Nearly typed if SHE had a cigarette. That would be interesting. I don't know if anyone has read the russian book 'master and margarita' but there's a cigar smoking cat in it. Into firearms.