Tuna. I very rarely buy it as no else else in the house eats fish and they hate the smell, but I have a free house. Made some tuna mayonnaise and the cat went crazy for it, obviously. She's normally well trained about people food but it drove her nuts. I put some dregs from the tin in her bowl but nope, she wanted mine!
When I woke up this morning there are bird feathers on the floor... I'm sure she's sending me a big fuck you. This is war isn't it, and I'm being beaten by a cat...