So Smoky my long haired cat (half British long hair, half moggy) came in liberally smeared with poo which was stuck all over his hind quarters and legs.
The groomer usually gives him a "hygiene cut" at the back but even so he still sometimes gets in a mess.
I had to get scissors and gloves and cut it all off him while he hissed and squirmed.
You can't bath him because it turns his fine fur into dreadlocks which then have to be shaved off.
I'm wondering if there is some kind of cat safe wet wipe on the market.
Sorry lovely topic!