Last month we had fleas - I'd been using the shop flea treatments, not realising that they're utter crap. So we went to the vet's for the spot on and the house treatment stuff and we sprayed and hoovered and steamed and boil washed fucking everything and observed the containment and ventilation protocols and everything.
THE LITTLE FUCKING BASTARDS ARE BACK - or possibly just hid away more likely - and although the cats aren't particularly bothered, I am absolutely covered in fucking itchy bites that make me want to grate my skin off then bathe in acid. I just caught one of the little arseholes putting a hole in my arm I hope his squashy death was infinitely painful.
HOW HOW HOW do I get the jumpy little bastards actually out of my house for good? Should I actually take the cats to the vet's to be treated or is the problem likely to be in the soft furnishings? Theoretically the cats aren't allowed in the parts of the house where there is carpet but that's easier said than done
Should perhaps have nc as "I have fleas" is not a very MN boast.