My cat is a goady fucker

[Gene9]

Pregnant and never usually a fan of cakey stuff but fancied something with cream so sent DH to get said item.

DH comes back, pops to the loo and I take cakes in. One for me, one for DH. Turn my backs for a second and the goady fucker has eaten ALL of the topping!

I was a little teary. Have come upstairs to sulk. Cat just looked as if to say "you sad cow"

The worst of it? He keeps licking his chops!

Laughing at the people who fed their partners the food their cats had got hold of first!

cozie - stable cats favourite food is vegetable soup. Or leek and potato soup. Or any soup

Ozzy tries to steal the bacon off my plate every morning. After months of pushing him away, moving my plate to the other side etc, he's got the message.
Now he sits with his nose about 3mm from the side of the plate until I finish.
Bacon is ruined.

Her face is cracking me up. It's like she is saying "Problem?"