Its a nice day, decided wed go to the beach on the train, didn't go for long as little kitten is home alone.
Whilst we've been out the little fucker glorious overlord has decided to turn the kitchen into a suna. Got back to find the hot tap has been running for god knows how long. The walls are sodden with condensation, the smart meter says we've spent £6.80 on gas and.... There's yellowy grease dripping from the ceiling... Yuck.
Little fucker beautiful thing that he is.