Cat is Being Perfectly Reasonable

[Toddlerteaplease]

My parents cat has to be escorted to his food bowl. My dad thinks this is unreasonable. I and said cat think this is perfectly reasonable as its their fault if they keep it upstairs in their spare room. I think they are mean using disposable party bowls as well.

I have a glass in the bedroom for them. Due to their flat faces they are very noisy drinkers!

MCat has stopped abusing Shagbag, and so has Little Monsieur. But since then, MCat has taken to biting me very gently on the arm, when he's in his happy purry, blissed out state.

What's all that about?