Is there some kind of cat law...

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That states that if your unwitting human foolishly stocks up on your favourite wet food after spotting it on offer (and almost breaks their back lugging two packs of twelve cans home), you must immediately reject it when it's lovingly placed in front of you?

The vet ordered Seniorboy to have some prescription 'sensitive' food a year or so back.

Next door's cat really liked it apparently.

I don't even try cozie. He had advocate instead which is also apparently me trying to kill him.

Anything put out onto the bird table is super delicious. As are plant pots of stagnant rainwater. Water in the water bowl is poison however long it's been sat there.
Chicken or lamb in a food bowl is inedible. It has to be handfed.

Pills are Seniorboy's Line In The Sand. Blighter has sat there - for 7 years! - wearing his 'I've got a dodgy heart ' look on his face so I'm like you. Don't attempt it.