Games Cats Play

[Bogburglar99]

I have realised in the last few weeks that BogBastard has a new game in which I'm expected to participate. If I set foot in the garden, he rushes ahead of me and crouches hidden in the bush halfway up. I am then expected to walk past the bush whistling nonchalantly, until a stone of cat launches out of the bush and pounces on my ankles.

He thought he had it made yesterday by trying a different bush, but hadn't reckoned on the plant in the way ...

QODCat kills the bottom stair. Lays under it and goes beserk. He freezes when you come near because we can't see him ... Then attacks

We are moving next week and I've got a dog crate to keep him in whilst we move in and when the decorator is in. I'm going to die aren't I ?

Ah yes, MCat does upside down demented sloth thing on the oval shaped footstool. Round and round he goes, where will he end up, nobody knows.

When I was a child we had a completely bonkers little Tortie. Every afternoon she would hide under the hedge at the front of our house and wait for the girls from the local school to walk by.

Each time a group of girls passed she would launch herself at their ankles and, if personal experience was anything to go by, sink her teeth and claws into their flesh - we found out this was happening after several afternoon of alarmed screams coming from the other side of our hedge.

In the end we had to try to keep her in during going home time, not always possible of course as she wasn't easy to catch and was determined to have her fun.