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I think my cat is G&T

43 replies

takeonefortheteam · 23/03/2016 07:08

She caught a mouse last night & bought it in and put it in her food bowl to eat later.
Is there a gifted & talented register or perhaps a Mensa group she could join?

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Papergirl1968 · 23/03/2016 12:44

My friend's Siamese brings home children's underwear. Must be a Siamese thing. We had a Siamese once who dragged a knitted toy clown that was almost as big as he was over fences from a house up the street.

takeonefortheteam · 23/03/2016 12:45

Pant thief cat is smart & looks very pleased with herself.

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cozietoesie · 23/03/2016 12:50

Just don't let her near the computer! Grin

timeforabrewnow · 23/03/2016 12:54

Our fat male cat likes to sit in the fish pond (very shallow pond) to catch unwary frogs.

Not subtle, and definitely not G and T

Pipbin · 23/03/2016 12:55

Mine will sit on command.
I remind myself of that when I'm teaching.
If I can teach a cat to sit I can get 28 children to shut up.

cozietoesie · 23/03/2016 12:57

I'm sorry, Pipbin. That assumption overreaches, massive though the achievement is. Grin

LocalEditorEssex · 23/03/2016 12:59

The one of mine that actually uses the cat flap to come in decided yesterday she wanted to go, so she sat in front of the cat flap until I opened the door to let her out.

G&T she is not. Hmm

cozietoesie · 23/03/2016 13:11

On the contrary. She's training you up nicely. Smile

coffeeisnectar · 23/03/2016 14:34

Our ginger ninja is G&T. He managed to evade my detection for ages about 20 minutes in a completely closed house. He had been on top of the fridge freezer. Then he vanished. I checked every room. I even checked to see if he'd fallen down the back of the fridge freezer.

He was in an empty box. Of course he was. He gave himself away by scratching.

cozietoesie · 23/03/2016 14:37

You would think that certain cat colourings would be easier to spot - but, funnily, that doesn't always hold true.

frostyfingers · 23/03/2016 16:07

Our cat left a mousetrap on our drive which I knew belonged to our neighbours as the price label stuck on it had the name of their town on it (they'd just moved). I took it back and said in a jolly way "the cat's had a takeaway, here's your trap back" and they were most unimpressed and said "we wondered who'd stolen it".

They'd moved from town to country and obviously were taken aback that the cat had kindly removed the need for them to do anything with the trapped mouse! Actually I always assumed that the trap had a mouse in - perhaps it didn't and the cat did nick it!

sashh · 24/03/2016 06:30

On the opposite end on the scale - a cat I had taught herself to use the toilet - although flushing was a bit beyond her.

cozietoesie · 24/03/2016 09:10

Opposable thumbs - it's all we have going for us as humans.

Isn't there some short milk advert (I think it was) showing cats with them? I remember it as quite chilling. Grin

PestilentialCat · 25/03/2016 08:40

Some of those thieved pants are quite snazzy I like the blue ones

I wonder if she could steal to order...

cozietoesie · 25/03/2016 09:05

She looks as if she could do most anything. Grin

Here's that milk thing. I apologise for it being an advert but the cats are fun.

Izlet · 25/03/2016 14:16

My dear departed puss was definitely on a higher plane when it came to intelligence. He used to:

Puncture pouches with a claw and suck all the gravy out. Of course this let the air in, so the remaining meat would become rancid, but that didn't matter to him as he knew his trusty slave would just buy more.

Help "undesirable" men (to him, any male was a rival) out of the front door with a bat of the ankles and follow them out to the stairs with an indignant miaow to hurry them along.

Knock on the front door to be let in (no cat flap as was in rented). He also used to poo in the neighbours' cats' litter trays, thus leaving his fragrant.

If he thought he was being filmed he'd run into his crate and close the door behind him.

When DD was tiny she had an abacus. DCat would move the counters across and back again, like he was doing sums.

He would also wait outside the bedroom until we'd, ahem, finished, then run in with an indignant miaow and wedge himself between me and DP, usually with his back paws in DP's mouth. He did once try and interrupt by climbing on someone's (pre DP) back and holding on with his claws, but must have been put off by the reaction so since then always reluctantly waited.

hollinhurst84 · 25/03/2016 15:37

My cat is guarding me as I'm post op. He just chased off a GSD. I swear he went "and NO DAWGS" as he did it
GSD actually whimpered Blush

takeonefortheteam · 25/03/2016 18:46

There are some very clever cats out there.
I fear my G&T cat is ordinary after all.

Bang goes her Oxbridge place.

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