:) @ the dead leg. Glad i'm not alone in my cat parent antics :)
Have had various rescue cats for last seven years & have learnt that they are tougher than they make out a lot of the time.
Used to think a lot of the mumsnet expression PFB when i finally achieved my lifes ambition and had my first own cat.
That poor boy got schlepped to the vet every five minutes, bet the staff there were laughing their heads off 'here she comes again, what is it this time, slightly off note fart?' :)
Current rescue benefits from my reduced cat medical anxiety but is otherwise entirely free to rule me with an 'iron' paw.
'more tesco sandwich chicken snipped up carefully with scissors & mixed with prawns? Yes sir, right away sir' 'play mousey at 4 am, why of course, i am a mere human & therefore can work a full day on a mere 3 hours sleep' :)
Could write a book of the daft things i have done & continue to do for his pleasure & comfort.
Which is how it should be imo, current fur son had a terrible time being neglected for three years so its just so great to see him revelling in being utterly loved & being able to communicate & get his needs (& whims) met :)