We have just discovered a massive shit on our bed
The culprit is one of our cats, they have both been shut inside all day because we were oiling the decking and didn't want them to get anything on their paws. They have a litter tray which they hardly ever use but they did use it today.
Why oh why did the cat shit on our bed? Please don't tell me it's revenge for us keeping him prisoner all day - they can't be that evil/clever surely?