I can't find my cat anywhere (lighthearted)

[Pipbin]

She's not under the rug in the garden..............

She's definitely not on my bed.

These are brilliant!

I've only had my cat for a few days (he was my sister's cat but has now come to live with us )

He loves to hide in cupboards especially his food cupboard!

No cats on that bed.

He's not in the flowerpot. Must be a garden gnome.

If I fits I sits.

But not in this case, as he's not there.

She's not in this shoe box. Either end.

Relaxing with the newspaper
Nobody will ever find me here!

Not in the bathroom...

There may be mice down the plug there. You kitty is protecting you.

He's a good protector... Even when the bath is full! I'm getting to the point of shutting him outside when I have a bath coz I don't want to get out hairier (and muddier) than I got in! If I just close him out of the bathroom he sits at the door looking all sad and dejected and DP lets him in!

Charlie isn't in his carrier, oh no

No he's not. Very smart carrier.

Minnie definitely isn't on the bed.

Lovely bed. Would be improved with the addition of a cat, which is clearly not there.

Thank you. This is Minnie - she literally appears from nowhere as soon as the bed is freshly made!

Because if she didn't you might have a bed without cat hair on it. And what is the point of that.

DH has just texted to say she's not in this box.

Nope, not in his scratch pole castle...

Mine's not in the suitcase

And now you have fluffy clothes to take on holiday.

Brilliant thread

Not in bed...

My cat is definitely not in this bag of wrapping paper

He's not in the sofa...

Not in envelope...