so my dd2 will never speak to me again. I have so offended her precious little princess (aka Killer Queen) that I think she's left home. PLP/KQ is the only cat I have ever lived with - in 25+ yrs of being owned by them - who specializes in one particular bird species as her regular prey of choice. We have had frequent mouse killers and the odd bird - but PLP/KQ has been bringing in one species of bird, on a regular basis. Some alive (oh what fun).
so I got her a collar with a bell. It's pink and lovely with Bling. but it's got a bell. I put it on her and she took off round the house like a demented bat out of hell trying to run away from it then shot out the cat flap. she has not returned. Admittedly she stays out a lot - but I have visions of her running forever trying to escape the torment of the sounds following her..... 
dd2 is coming home from uni this weekend. I am so doomed aren't I?