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naughty cat stories!

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deliasmithy · 25/07/2013 15:28

Post your naughty cat stories here!

I'll start:
I came home just now to find all the drawers in my chest of drawers open and loud rustling from under the bed. In my absence tomkitten found the stash of Dreamies and helped himself to 55 servings. That's about 400 Dreamies.

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cozietoesie · 29/07/2013 18:48

Many, many years ago.

As a kitten, Firstcat sometimes got up in the middle of the night to play. One night, my mum had left in the dining room a nearly finished sweater she was knitting together with the last full ball of wool.

She went in the next morning to find that overnight, Firstcat had got in there somehow, been playing with the remaining ball of wool - and had unwound the flipping lot of it by batting it around the room. So there we were, faced by this giant Cat's Cradle - I mean it was horror movie stuff.

Under the firstchair, over the table, under the carving chair, over the carving chair, under the carving chair again, around the sideboard mirror spindle (three times), over the table.............It just went on and on.

And because he was my cat, and because it was the last ball of wool for that sweater, I had to very gently unwind and very gently re-roll every last blessed inch of it.

Took me - hours it must have been !

Grin
RussianBlu · 30/07/2013 02:14

Mine has just chewed through the brand new fairy lights. She also likes the taste of toothpaste (fresh off the toothbrush when its been rinsed and put back in the holder - ewwwwwww).

deliasmithy · 30/07/2013 08:02

Love these stories!

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Fluffycloudland77 · 30/07/2013 19:26

Fluffy cat has cottoned on that if needs the loo and he's rampaging around the house shouting so much he gets an ASBO and locked in a room with his tray that I want him to use his tray.

So he scoops the litter into a corner just like he's used it. I let him out and were back to rampaging around the house shouting.

Rinse and repeat.

cozietoesie · 30/07/2013 19:35

Bright cat. You'll need to raise your game, Fluffy.

Grin
riojabotherer · 30/07/2013 22:21

The rioja mogs deliver items from the garden and place them in the living room. These items have included large clumps of soil, a used tea bag, dead stuff and occasionally something unidentifiable that smells so bad you can't even guess its origin.

Good job they're cute.

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