Mr Cory, furry centre of my world, is in danger of being rehomed.
I can't stand his nocturnal antics any more - he bites and scratches me to wake me up through the night, every night. My legs and arms look badly freckled with scars and scabs, and my back looks like I just came out of an S&M Parlour. Thank the lord for maxidresses, eh - can't show much skin at the mo.
It's profoundly unpleasant way to be woken, and he does it without fail from 5am onward. This am, having slept very badly, I was wrenched awake at 5 10 with a bloody arm, and when I exhaustedly dropped off again after feeding him, was woken again by a pierced ankle.
I've shouted, cried out, yelped etc - how do I deal with it? I don't want to shut him out of the bedroom, but I feel I may have to.