Disclaimer : this is entirely light hearted. I love my little boy dearly!
We have just got over the climbing up the curtain stage - total damage: two net curtains. We have now moved on to the 'knocking cups of liquid over and there's not a damn thing you can do about it' stage.
Honestly, if I'm stupid enough to leave a glass of water, can of lager, etc on the table, he will jump up, smell it, look momentarily disgusted and swipe it to the ground!! Of course this prompts dismayed yells from me and he just SITS there!!
Incidentally, anyone else's kitten develop a strange fascination with water? Literally every time he hears me heading to the bathroom he jumps into the bath and looks expectantly from the taps to me. I have to run the water for him to splash around in! I thought kittens hated water?!