Was watching tv with DH, and oopskitten came in, coughing and retching. Thinking she was going to throw up, I pushed her away towards the door, but she just huddled on the floor close to me, still making horrible coughing/retching noises. I got up and knelt next to her, and she sort of sidled towards me, that's when I noticed the tiny bit of grass sticking out of her nose. So I pinched it in my fingers and pulled... and 6" of grass came slithering out, along with copious quantities of cat snot.
Oopskitten skipped off, happy to be rid of the irritation. I sat there, with a vile cat-snot-dripping bit of grass in my fingers. DH was pissing himself.