Beyond excited - can barely contain myself!

[catinthehat2]

It's so lovely and new!

And all the white everywhere on the walls and carpets!

I feel like..

you all deserve a nice fresh hairball!

(I'm a dog-owner, but I've come for a nose around. I promise not to bark or cock my leg).

yay!

I'm a cat owner, does that mean I can join? What do we do here?

Sorry I just dangled over the edge and missed

Marks all available edges with face

oh wow, what's all this then? i have two moggies, does that make me a member?

oi, jingly is mine! paws off! oo a fly!

Pounces on and chases small scrap of paper whilst ignoring HUGE mouse eating from her bowl

Hissssssssss

what's up Fluteyboots, do I need to be scared too?

"can barely contain myself"

-- just as well there's a litter tray, then.

IS this the new name for 'toilet training'?

Have I missed some new parenting technique whereby we ditch the potties and trainer pants in favour of a tray of gravel? Can I still use wipes? what about handwashing, should I teach the dcs to lick their bums?! They're quite chubby, I don't think they'll manage it.
Please help.

Boo -

do you pick cat hair off your dinner?

have you ever cleared up cat sick?

has a cat ever left you the back end of a mouse because she feels you look a bit peckish?

if this or anything similar rings a bell, you're so in

Haha SPIDER ITS MINE!! Pat-pat-pat-pat - CRUNCH

Buuurrrrpp. MNiaow. Purrr.

Dinghy -

yes, it's like baby led weaning, we call it TLT round here.

Basically you confront your mammalian young with a tray of gravel as you say, then they muck it about for hours, and go and have a crap somewhere completely different.

It's very simple, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.

Don't bother with any sort of wiping, as it dries it formas a kind of crust which looks decorative on kitchen worktops.

Just a bit windy outside, makes me skittish.

Speaking of cat sick, I found some on top of my piano. It smelt of tuna :o

I have been bought a 'snack' of a grass snake (still alive) by my twisted evil bastard cuddly funbundle.

Do I get special treatment in the litter box because I am also snake phobic and had to be rescued by the neighbours?

catin, i have picked cat hair off my tongue when i wake up after sleeping open mouthed

i have cleaned every type of exrement a act produces

i have rescued and put to rest (in the bin)many many animals during my time as mother cat. i have never, no matter how hungry, resorted to eating any of them

do i get a welcome pack with a free sample?

been awake for more than 30 minutes! eek!

I got a cat poo on top of my Sunday papers. I cleaned it up with the Business section :o :o

My ginger wuss is currently sprawled across my legs trying to look intelligent. Its not working.

How do cats know its dinnertime, before you've even twitched a muscle towards the catfood?

Mine shat in my shoe!

[hopeful look at op]