I'll start by saying that they are my favourite breed ever, they're very special, but honestly the first 18 months are usually challenging no matter which breed of dog you get.
I’ve only had boys, and let me tell you: puberty hits them like a hormonal freight train. They turn into a gangly teenage delinquent who forgot his own name, my name, and the entire concept of “sit.” Every bush smelled like forbidden love, and he needed to pee on all of them. If girls are calmer, I’ll never know, but my impression from other owners is: boys are dopes, girls are divas. Take your pick. You need to work on walking the line from the start, they will forget is as a teen, but it'll be easier teaching them again, otherwise you will spend the first 3 years being dragged to every smelly thing on the planet.
I've found WFH with a puppy very challenging. We've managed, obviously (out other dog is now 2 years old and honestly the best), but it's been frustrating. What WFH means with a puppy (no matter which breed) is typing emails with one hand while the other is inside your puppy’s mouth trying to extract your sock before it disappears forever. Being jumped on and bitten in the elbow for attention. Or screaming "no, drop it" on a client call because your dog is chewing a cable. Vizsla puppies scream like velociraptors if ignored. And all puppies have an internal timer that says: “You’ve looked at your laptop for more than 3 minutes? Time to shred a cushion.” Naps happen, but like toddlers, they wake up feral (and need to go pee seconds after waking up). So, invest in baby gates and noise-cancelling headphones. They can obviously be taught to calm down, but you have to actively work on it, and prepare to be catching up on work in the evenings when your dog is finally sleeping.
The “velcro” thing isn’t a myth. Your vizsla will follow you to the bathroom and look offended if you shut the door. And cry you a sad song while waiting. Socialization helps, sure, but their DNA basically says: human is my life support system, do not let them out of sight. That said, with practice, they can stay with friends/family. My boy will sulk for the first hour, stare at the door like I’d died in battle, and then eventually… sigh dramatically, and settle in. It’s a process. My Kooiker, on the other hand, hates being left with anyone else, even if Bert (the vizsla mix) it there with him.
Nobody warns you how much they talk. Vizslas don’t just bark. They groan, whine, yodel, mutter under their breath like grumpy old men. Mine has a whole opera:
“You’re 10 seconds late feeding me” = long suffering sigh, followed by a dramatic whine.
“You’re putting on shoes, are we going out, OMG ARE WE GOING OUT” = banshee shriek.
“You left me alone for 3 minutes” = tragic aria.
"We're stopping at a red light, it's boring, I'm bored, let us go chase squirrels" = a whiiiiiine.
WFH + a vocal Vizsla means your colleagues will eventually just greet your dog by name.
What else is there to know... They’re smart, but “smart” often means “good at creative crime.” Don't let your vizsla get bored. They do need a ton of exercise. But it’s not just running, they need brain work. Tired body + bored mind = zoomies & “I ate the wall.” All dogs I've ever had loved man trailing, but the vizlas seem to really excel at it.
So yes, do it. They're insane, exhausting, and occasionally make you question your sanity — but it's also the funniest, most affectionate, most ridiculously loving chaos you’ll ever live with.