@Struckbylightning I really feel for Twatdog if I am honest! I know everyone says this about their dogs, but he is gentlest soul I ever met - he couldn't hurt anyone (except if he sat on them). Honestly though it sounds like Merry handled it marvelously - not that she should have had to, but her reaction was perfect!
In terms of naps, I try and do enforced naps with my puppies but it is a bit different as I have so many dogs. They absolutely do need a lot of sleep but equally they are a bit like humans - they can go a few days on only a few hours sleep, and then spend the next day sleeping 9/10 hours overnight, I've found! Teething makes it so much harder as there is no real pain relief for it so they just work themselves up into a frenzy (a bit like a sick toddler). I suppose the only up side is, as you say, Merry knows what side her bread is buttered 😁Even if your DH has to sacrifice himself to the piranha it'll only be for a few more weeks...
@Aubrielle I think twatdog's main issue (other than being big, fluffy and white) is that he's not been castrated and it does seem to set off other male dogs. Little male dogs seem to really take against him. Female dogs, however....
@Houndymumma that's a good point on the breed deciding what sort of people approach! I tend to get lots of teenagers and, oddly, men in their 20s. I shouldn't stereotype, but I wouldn't have thought a Golden Retriever was necessarily the 20 year old man's dog of choice! But I also get a lot of 'oh I had a Golden Retriever growing up...lovely dogs' and people always tend to get misty eyed when they talk about their childhood dogs. I do find a lot of joy in people telling me how much they love(d) their Golden Retriever - particularly if it's someone about my age so it was years ago and they still clearly miss the dog.
I spent this lunch-time pulling mushrooms out of my lawn after I caught her Royal Tubbyness eating one! Usually I'd leave them as it's quite good for the soil, but if she's eating them I don't want to risk her getting sick. It took so long the dogs ended up with no lunch-time walk, which I am sure I am going to pay for shortly when they wake up from their post-lunch nap...