How is it that a dog can just go 'fluuuump' on any surface whatsoever and instantly start snoring, yet I'm wide awake for hours and can't get remotely comfortable to nod off?
Concrete patio, beds, pillows, an odd sock on the floor, a stolen crisp wrapper...its all the equivalent of a luxury bed in a five star hotel for them.
Sigh.
I must remind myself to be 'more dog'. But I shan't be sniffing butts anytime soon!