Your dogs more unappealing habits...

[BarkingHat]

I've got a couple of threads running about our puppy. Someone mentions being able to shower on your own.

If I shut the bathroom door but don't lock it she'll burst in when she hears the water stop to helpfully lick your knees dry.

Cat litter tray = his own personal bento box
Sheep field = his own personal all you can eat buffet
Fox poo in park = his own personal spa treatment
Laundry basket = his own personal gift shop to fetch socks to give to visitors

It’s just as well we got the cutest dog 🙄🤣

Eating dead mice and then throwing them up, usually whole as he doesn't chew them

My dog is very old and is quite deaf and blind. Every time I leave the room she cries. Every time I go back in the room she cries. She is happy if I sit in the room where her bed is while she naps.
She also has an alarming habit of lying on her side and looking dead. We nervously look to see if she is breathing most days..

Mine has an ongoing ear problem, she gently scratches inside her ear with her longest toe nail, then looks at the gunk, sniffs it with appreciation, then eats it.

Don't get me started on 'snorkelling' 🤣

When my dog needs a drink in the middle of playing fetch he puts the ball in the water bowl, has a drink then removes the ball along with loads of water which I invariably stand in the next time I'm in the kitchen.

@ilovepixie I thought my border collie was the only dog who had a belly button fixation! Lol. He hates those motorised scooters and goes batty trying to chase the blasted things when we are out

This thread is brilliant

My very, very beautiful black pug likes to eat poo as it comes out of other dogs bums. Fresh from the source if you will.

He also noisily licks his paw as we are settling down to sleep. It is the most irritating noise I have ever heard and I grew up in a big family and have three kids. Just as he stops licking his paw, dh starts snoring and I have missed my window of quiet opportunity to doze off.

He is my soulmate so I love him despite the poo consumption and excessive licking.

Apart from the farting?

He is incapable of ignoring the significant threat posed by a squirrel running up a tree in the garden. Said squirrel could be planning to attack us all, so he needs to go out there and scare it off. Then he comes in all happy with himself.

Two minutes later, the squirrel is back so we start all over again...

I don't have a dog now but the childhood model would:

Eat puke
Roll in fox shit
Hump legs
Lick his own balls
Bluissfully inhale the aroma of guest's arses and crotches at the drop of a hat.

I now have a cat who can and does lick her own arse but at least she doesn't lick me afterwards