7am - they stir. They try and catch my eye from where they sleep (on the landing). I wish I'd closed the bedroom door. They want breakfast. Don't move and lie still I think to myself. One movement and they'll hear I'm awake and then bust into my room.
7.30am - I give in. I get up and let them out into the garden, make a cup of tea and feed them. This is NOT FUN in very cold winter. Note to self, Finally learn how to set the timer on the boiler this year.
8am - they go back to bed and loudly snore for an hour, happy with their full bellies. I resent them slightly, wishing I could go back to bed and snore loudly too.
9am - we traipse to the local park for a walk. See note above about winter. We do 45 mins each morning.
10am - DDogs1&2 laze in bed while I work from home.
11.20am - its time to bark at the post man!
12pm - cuppa tea and a wee. I make a cuppa tea. They go for a wee. I have lunch and they watch me eat it, hoping I'll drop a crumb.
2pm - I'm soooo bored with work. I lie on the floor pretending to be dead to see if either of them care. They don't. One dog forcibly sticks his face in my hand for a stroke.
3pm - another tea and wee. If it's nice weather, I'll throw a ball in the garden for ten.
As we edge closer to 4pm, They begin to get hopeful that I'm going to cave in and feed them early. Despite this never once happening in 9/12 years, they still try it on.
5pm - i throw them out for another quick wee and feed them again.
5.30pm- DH comes home. This brings them much delight!!!
6pm - we eat our dinner. They lie down and pretend not to beg, but I know they secretly have one eye on us for dropped crumbs.
6.20-10pm - much snoring and farting. Then it's time for another wee and bed!