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33 replies

mumderland · 04/08/2019 16:08

Not sure how to phrase this but does anyone else with male dogs have what can only be described as willy splashes on walls/doors? I feel like I'm constantly scrubbing the marks off and they don't half take some scrubbing!
Anyone have any products that make it a bit easier?

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babyblackbird · 04/08/2019 19:45

Yup. Entire male and I know exactly what you are talking about and it's bloody difficult to shift. Also up our stairs ( kitchen in basement).

PeoniesarePink · 04/08/2019 20:31

I use Astonish cream cleanser (it's got some bleach in). Works wonders on floor/walls but I'm only using baby wipes on the sofa. Ours likes to stand with his front legs over the back of the sofa watching out of the window.... there is a line of yellow stains on one cushion. Has to be turned round a bit quick when we get visitors. It's a good job he's cute Grin

missbattenburg · 04/08/2019 20:38

@LittleLongDog

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_doghouse/3630617-Boy-or-girl-lab

Grin
Moondust001 · 04/08/2019 21:17

40 years of male Border Collies, none neutered. Never heard of any such thing, never experienced it; and to be honest, if this happened I'd have been at the vets a long time ago. And honestly, I'm struggling to visualise how on earth smegma is getting up the walls and doors - dripping on floors or bedding, yes, maybe. But on the walls?

missbattenburg · 04/08/2019 21:46

Me too but I kind of think it's when the dog is running/bouncing. You know their penises (penii?) kinda bounce side to side when they run. Maybe this side to side action is flinging it up the walls?

That's enough internet for me today...

mumderland · 04/08/2019 21:57

Yes it's from it swinging around! I don't mean it's all over the walls, mainly the lower part of the wall and skirting boards

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Nesssie · 05/08/2019 14:47

Neutered 6 year old and nope!

Jouska · 05/08/2019 15:44

Do you think it is more a short haired dog thing? Envy with it being in their fur

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